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Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.Rodney Dangerfield Women marry men hoping they will change. Unknown The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.These funny dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going to your first date or have been through several relationships.

Unknown Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.

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