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Jeremy: Ah, Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. You're sitting there you're wondering "Do I have food on my face? I mean, I believed that she was a virgin and it hurts to be lied to like that. But I, you know, was looking to take advantage of something, too, so could I really feel that bad?
[makes motorboat noises] You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor, you! Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy. And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels, or "Ouch, ouch, you're on my hair."Jeremy: (confesses to a priest) She's good.
Jeremy: I guess it is a little creepy, when a young man, who happens to be an only child, loses both of his parents in a tragic accident one month before his birthday and then has his best friend make a vow that he will never spend his birthday alone. And all the while your just really want to know are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions.
Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it's awkward? " It's very difficult trying to read the situation.
John: Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Claire: Well, you know if the police are missing a Belgium waffle maker, you could, um, give them a hand. Even like gorilla or rhinoceros or ****ing human being! [the guests in front of them turn and look at Jeremy] John: I'm sorry.
Todd: Just don't, don't say anything to my dad though. She said something to my dad a couple of years ago. Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood. Jeremy: I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone. Jeremy: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, John, I'm fried. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. John: Try one of these scones, you're gonna love them. I just had my own sock duct taped into my mouth last night! Jeremy: Yeah, the, the sock that I wore all day, playing football in, pouring sweat in, was shoved into my mouth and then was duct taped over it! She's saving the world one maladjusted kid at a time. Sack: Hey, man, listen, l-l-l-I got--do you remember that private detective we used to set up that Shearson Lehman prick? I need you to get some dirt on these two guys John and Jeremy Ryan.